So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
