oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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