Whod you bang
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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