So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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