Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
