well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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