Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think your dad took our porno
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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