Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The beer is more important than you right now.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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