i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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