I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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