Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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