Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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