Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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