i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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