ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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