D3 body, D1 cock
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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