I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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