I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
