Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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