He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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