Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND