im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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