have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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