apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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