Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

I love you!

(323): View more from California

You're insane

(702): View more from Nevada

Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!

(702): View more from Nevada

Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

(614): View more from Ohio

handstands? WTF?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

she was a gymnast

(614): View more from Ohio

go to hell.

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(805): View more from California

I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.

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