before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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