how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
