Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i think i have two assholes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I have aggressive nipples.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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