Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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