physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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