five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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