I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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