I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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