one two three fourrrrnication!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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