i was born a porn star she said
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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