If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's Friday. Sex?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Is Oprah even human
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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