Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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