Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
