so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Green mimosas i think yes
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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