Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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