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(281): View more from Texas

I just know... :) goodntight

(1-281): View more from Texas

Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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(561): View more from Florida

Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

(1-561): View more from Florida

He looks like a bad one night stand.

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(619): View more from California

i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already

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(773): View more from Illinois

we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?

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(408): View more from California

Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.

(831): View more from California

You did a keg stand on the toilet?!

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(940): View more from Texas

I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth

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