The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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