What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I seem to have left my pride at pride
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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