Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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