So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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