I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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