his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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