suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
splinters make it hard to masturbate
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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