I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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