nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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