I hope mine doesn't look like that
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My penis needs a shock collar
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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