I heard we made out
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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