Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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