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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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