Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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