Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
